Once Upon a Texas Train

ComposerArthur B. RubinsteinCountry of originUnited StatesOriginal languageEnglishProductionExecutive producersDoreen Borgesen
Robert A. PapazianProducerBurt KennedyCinematographyKen LamkinEditorWarner E. LeightonOriginal releaseNetworkCBSReleaseJanuary 3, 1988 (1988-01-03)

Once Upon a Texas Train (also known as Texas Guns)^{[citation needed]} is a 1988 American comedy Western television film, directed by Burt Kennedy and starring Willie Nelson and Richard Widmark. The film includes western movie regulars such as Chuck Connors from The Rifleman, Jack Elam from John Wayne’s Rio Bravo, Royal Dano from Audie Murphy’s Red Badge of Courage, and Gene Evans from The Shadow Riders. Hank Worden from numerous John Wayne movies such as Big Jake and The Searchers cameos in the film as well.

The movie opens with a train robbery in Texas, but a group of Texas Rangers is waiting for the robbers, and stop them. Twenty years later, the head of the outlaw gang, John Henry Lee, is paroled on good behavior, but the same day he gets out, his brother Charlie Lee and he rob a bank of $20,000 in gold. Viewers then are introduced to his "gang", all of whom are well past their prime.

Captain Oren Hayes, the Texas Ranger who arrested John and ensured his parole, goes after him once more, knowing that he will try to pull off the same robbery he bungled 20 years before. It is also revealed both John Henry Lee and Captain Oren Hayes fought for the affections of Maggie, whom married Oren Hayes. This is one of the reasons for chasing John Henry. As John gathers his old gang to help him, Hayes does the same with his retired Texas Rangers, all whom no longer have the skills they once had twenty years ago. For instance, Jason who once had perfect eyesight and hearing is nearly blind, Nash still longing for the bygone days is frustrated living in an elderly home, and Gentleman George is now not so gentle and fights in saloons. Oren Hayes recruits his Texas Rangers through telegram using the code-word 'Brazos.' The Texas Ranger's include Nash Crawford the gunslinger, Jason Fitch the scout, and Gentleman George Asque. John Henry's gang includes his brother Charlie Lee the getaway driver, Kelly Sutton the gambler, Fargo Parker the gunfighter, and Nitro Jones the demolitions expert. The old outlaws also lack the skills they had. For example, Kelly can no longer handle his liquor, Nitro cannot blow things up properly, Charlie is careless driving a wagon, and Fargo now struggles to use his rifle.

Meanwhile, a group of young outlaws led by Cotton has their own plans for the gold the elderly outlaws have. After the old outlaws discover the Texas train they robbed twenty years ago was torn down, the young outlaws take the old outlaws hostage so that no there is no trace of where the money went. Along the way they meet Bates Boley and Meg Boley, whom Cotton kisses and flirts with. After stealing from their hosts, both young and old outlaws continue to a deserted town where the Texas Rangers catch up with them.

After John Henry threatens to blow up everyone by throwing dynamite into a wood-stove, the young outlaws agree to throw down their weapons and have a stand-off with the old outlaws. John Henry Lee recruits the reluctant and stubborn Captain Oren Hayes to join in the stand-off. This starts at dawn with the guns belonging to the young outlaws given back in a wagon. The young outlaws laugh at the 'old men' standing against them until the men start walking towards them. A gun fight ensues with the Texas Rangers and old outlaws as the victors. The young outlaws and old outlaws are taken prisoner afterwards.

The men stop at the Boley ranch again where the stagecoach arrives and stops. Maggie steps out of the stagecoach and says goodbye to John Henry Lee and reaffirms that she loved Oren Hayes all along. Oren Hayes lets the old outlaws go. As the old outlaws leave, they hear a Texas train and gallop towards it.

• Willie Nelson as John Henry Lee (leader of old gang)
• Richard Widmark as Oren Hayes (former captain of the Texas Rangers)
• Shaun Cassidy as Cotton (leader of the young outlaws)
• Chuck Connors as Nash Crawford (former sergeant of Texas Rangers)
• Ken Curtis as Kelly Sutton (John Henry's gang)
• Royal Dano as Nitro Jones (John Henry's gang)
• Jack Elam as Jason Fitch (former Texas Ranger)
• Gene Evans as Fargo Parker (John Henry's gang)
• Kevin McCarthy as the Governor
• Dub Taylor as Charlie Lee (John Henry Lee's brother)
• Stuart Whitman as George Asque (former Texas Ranger)
• Angie Dickinson as Maggie Hayes (married to Oren Hayes)
• Jeb Stuart Adams as Billy Bates (young outlaw)
• David Michael O'Neill as John Young (young outlaw)
• John Calkins as John Brown (young outlaw)
• Red West as Bates Boley
• Clare Carey as Meg Boley
• Don Collier as the Warden
• Dennis Fimple as the Telegrapher
• Harry Carey, Jr. as Herald Fitch (billed as Harry Carey) (Jason's brother)
• Hank Worden as the Old Man in the rest home

Filming locations included Arizona's Old Tucson Studios and Mescal, Arizona.^[1] Scenes involving Willie Nelson were filmed inside a saloon in Mescal on September 21, 1987.^[2] Locomotive Number 40, located at the Nevada Northern Railway Museum in Ely, Nevada, was used as the film's train.^[3]

Director Burt Kennedy used several aging Western stars from years past as the group of aged Rangers, as well as the outlaw gang - former Rifleman actor Chuck Connors as Nash Crawford, past Cimarron Strip marshal Stuart Whitman as Gentleman George Asque, and former Dakotas deputy Jack Elam as Jason Fitch making up the retired rangers. John Henry Lee's aged gang consisted of former Gunsmoke deputy Festus Hagen (Ken Curtis) as Kelly Sutton and Western character actors Royal Dano as Nitro Jones, Gene Evans as Fargo Parker, and Dub Taylor as John Henry's brother Charlie Lee. Angie Dickinson had also appeared in several Western films and shows. Another veteran actor, Kevin McCarthy, made an appearance as the Governor.

The Texas Rangers characters originally appeared almost 20 years before in the unsold television pilot and TV-movie broadcast in 1969 on ABC, The Over-the-Hill Gang, which was followed by The Over-the-Hill Gang Rides Again (the sequel did not feature the Captain Oren Hayes character) starring Walter Brennan as Nash Crawford, Pat O'Brien as Captain Oren Hayes, Chill Wills as Gentleman George Asque, and Edgar Buchanan as Jason Fitch. Elam had the distinction of appearing as the crooked sheriff in the first Over-The-Hill film and then assuming the role once played by Buchanan two decades later in Texas Train. One difference between this film and The Over-the-Hill Gang is that first movie portrayed the Rangers as too old to hold their own, while Texas Train showed they could still hold their own against younger competition.

Once Upon a Texas Train premiered as a CBS Sunday Movie on CBS on January 3, 1988.^[4] The film was the sixth most-watched television program for the week ending January 3,^[5] and was also the third-most watched television film of the 1987-88 television season, with 21.2 million viewers.^[6]

Terry Atkinson of the Los Angeles Times wrote that Kennedy "didn't seem to have quite thought out his promising, then faltering, tale. […] But until things go really awry toward the end, Kennedy provides 'Train' with plenty of the same gently satirical humor and authentic big-sky feeling he gave his fine 1969 feature Support Your Local Sheriff! His smoothly professional direction is full of fine touches, enhanced by Ken Lamkin's photography and Warner Leighton's editing."^[7]

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